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russ123rocket
Swinetown, Wiltshire,
United Kingdom

Posts: 574
Enthusiast


icon16 Feb 2019 10:05
Trust me, it ain't funny.......grandkids give you love and "other" things!

:sick::sick::sick:
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Exup
Maesteg, South Wales,
United Kingdom

Posts: 425
Daytona 675


icon16 Feb 2019 10:08
??

Bit vague that?
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John Nelson
Coventry,
United Kingdom

Posts: 3,278
Speedmaster


icon16 Feb 2019 10:11
Norovirus is noro loro laughs either.


Winter vomiting virus?
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Baldbloke
Moray,
United Kingdom

Posts: 3,469
Daytona T595


icon16 Feb 2019 15:54
russ123rocket:
Trust me, it ain't funny.......grandkids give you love and "other" things!

:sick::sick::sick:


Teach them to wipe their arses correctly and wash their hands:lol:
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Obeewan
Eastern Angles,
United Kingdom

Daytona Super III


icon16 Feb 2019 16:00
Every time we visit them, or they stay, I get some grim lurg. Still love 'em to bits.
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---KK---
Essex,
United Kingdom

Posts: 818
Enthusiast


icon16 Feb 2019 16:08
'Fountaining at both ends' is the best explanation for this complaint.:lol::sick:
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russ123rocket
Swinetown, Wiltshire,
United Kingdom

Posts: 574
Enthusiast


icon16 Feb 2019 17:08
Exup:
??

Bit vague that?


Think of a champagne bottle shaken for 5 minutes and then opened up in a confined space, at both ends, at the same time, driving a car, at night, on a dual carriageway........any more description required?.:cry:
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Exup
Maesteg, South Wales,
United Kingdom

Posts: 425
Daytona 675


icon16 Feb 2019 18:32
:lol:

My thoughts are with you......r pants!:lol:
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Obeewan
Eastern Angles,
United Kingdom

Daytona Super III


icon16 Feb 2019 18:34
russ123rocket:
Exup:
??

Bit vague that?


Think of a champagne bottle shaken for 5 minutes and then opened up in a confined space, at both ends, at the same time, driving a car, at night, on a dual carriageway........any more description required?.:cry:


Yikes. It ain't fun - got caught out in the car one winter's night years ago and ended up have to aim my arse into some poor bastards hedge in a big hurry. Just hope they weren't planning on any hedge cutting the next day!:sick:
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Exup
Maesteg, South Wales,
United Kingdom

Posts: 425
Daytona 675


icon16 Feb 2019 18:37
:lol:
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russ123rocket
Swinetown, Wiltshire,
United Kingdom

Posts: 574
Enthusiast


icon16 Feb 2019 22:39
Obeewan:
russ123rocket:
Exup:
??

Bit vague that?


Think of a champagne bottle shaken for 5 minutes and then opened up in a confined space, at both ends, at the same time, driving a car, at night, on a dual carriageway........any more description required:.:cry:


Yikes. It ain't fun - got caught out in the car one winter's night years ago and ended up have to aim my arse into some poor bastards hedge in a big hurry. Just hope they weren't planning on any hedge cutting the next day!:sick:


:lol::lol::lol:

When we were young me and a mate went to a house party and he got caught short and produced a massive "log" that would not flush away so he picked it out with tissue paper and lauched it out of the 2nd floor bathroom window into the garden as other people were banging on the door to use the loo.

Apparently the "thud, thud, thud" of the said "log" hitting the patio windows as dad cut the grass the next day was not a pleasant sight.....
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Exup
Maesteg, South Wales,
United Kingdom

Posts: 425
Daytona 675


icon17 Feb 2019 08:56
My uncle and aunt were in a turkey on holiday and my uncle got caught short going to the loo with a gippy tummy and he’d managed to squit across the floor on his way to the loo, so they had the bright idea of pouring water over it and sweeping it out and off the veranda. It wasn’t until the next morning they realised there was a white parasol directly beneath their room! :lol:
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Andy
Newbury,
United Kingdom

Posts: 18,491
Sprint RS (00-01)


icon17 Feb 2019 18:31
:sick::sick::lol::lol:
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lord homertrix stand up
derbyshire,
United Kingdom

Posts: 24,612
Daytona 955i (99-01)


icon19 Feb 2019 07:50
Great for weight loss though innit.
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