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ST
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icon01 Jan 2005 19:56
JSP

any more ?
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J-Zeus
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icon01 Jan 2005 19:58
Blunderwoman
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icon01 Jan 2005 19:58
Can I fart on it?
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G
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icon01 Jan 2005 20:00
You bastids...


NO!
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ST
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icon01 Jan 2005 20:02
snigger
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THHHHPPPTTTTTT!!!!!!!

too late, and I followed through
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icon01 Jan 2005 20:05
You may find this hard to believe, but in a moment of cruel synchronicty, my cat, which is sitting on my lap as I type, has just let a Salmon and Rice Senior Cat Science Diet special go...

Nice...
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ST
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icon01 Jan 2005 20:06
LOL
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J-Zeus
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icon01 Jan 2005 20:07
kitty poot - the worst of the worst 42
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ST
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icon01 Jan 2005 20:10
must be an evening of pets revenge.

Bodie has just performed the highly audible deep push up from the bowels and produced a pool of 10% digested twigs and tripe ..... not on the laminate floor which is about 70% of the house - noooooooo, on the f!$%ing stair carpet. Thanks so much chap ...
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J-Zeus
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icon01 Jan 2005 20:12
only obeying orders -- from the T595 high command 04
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ST
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icon01 Jan 2005 20:20
Have you ever noticed how the cat always stands with it's bum in youe face when on your lap?
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ST
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icon01 Jan 2005 20:22
yuk

put me fingers right thru the kitchen paper ...... feckin animals.
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Chococat
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Bella Emburg?
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icon02 Jan 2005 09:21
The fat blonde pig from 'How clean is your house' 12
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Butt
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icon02 Jan 2005 11:55
Horse farted right next to my ear this morning while I was picking out a rear hoof. Charming. 14
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'Arry
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icon02 Jan 2005 19:07
Could have been worse Butt. Could have shat all over you. 14
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Butt
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icon03 Jan 2005 00:27
True m8, very true.

I remember a nipper on the farm where I grew up ( actually that's a lie because I haven't yet ) who was standing behind a cow when it dropped the biggest load imaginable, he was green from head to toe. His dad, the farmer, thought it was hilarious.
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G
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icon03 Jan 2005 09:28
I'd appreciate it if you lot would kindly stop adding your deeply intellectual musings to this thread so it may quietly slip down the rankings and die a slow death out of sight somewhere on page 46.

I'm sure you can imagine the embarrassment the thread title caused when my mother popped in earlier to enquire after my health... 06

I thank you.
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Butt
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icon03 Jan 2005 09:46
So I can't reply until this goes to page 46.

PS, G, did I tell you about the time when.......................................................................
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ST
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J-Zeus
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icon03 Jan 2005 11:03
Guess the more we comment, the more she stays on top.......... 05
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Nice n Fat
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icon03 Jan 2005 11:04
16Michelle McManus gotta be Mick's daughter 03
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J-Zeus
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icon03 Jan 2005 11:10
Paul, can you please refrain from posting on this thread any more...G's worried his mum may think somethings amiss with her boy - and why people are discussing who would be best to sit on his face , on the international interet...... 42
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ST
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icon03 Jan 2005 11:13
nudge
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Doobrey
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icon03 Jan 2005 11:15
Its worth replyimg just to keep it up there!

But I must be missing something, why has G come in for all this abuse?
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ST
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icon03 Jan 2005 11:19


G (formerly 'G')™
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01 Jan 2005 19:39 Aye - me too. As one of the many who'd rather sit on Janet Street Porter's face than on a new S3, I'll be looking at tarting up the old girl this year (my current bike, not jsp), and a tasty underseat is high on the shopping list..

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Speed Triple 955i (02-04)

01 Jan 2005 19:43 why pick on her ?

Peter Sorrell
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01 Jan 2005 19:43 Back in the office next week so I'll make it first priority

G (formerly 'G')™
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Speed Triple 955i (02-04)

01 Jan 2005 19:47 I'm just not that fussy these days, ST....

SpeedTrip
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Speed Triple 955i (02-04)

01 Jan 2005 19:49 Personally I'd rather Ms Jolie sat on MY face than I sit on my current S3 .....

G (formerly 'G')™
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Speed Triple 955i (02-04)

01 Jan 2005 19:51 This could be the subject of a new thread...

'Arry
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Sprint ST (02-04)

01 Jan 2005 19:52 I'd rather Ms. Jolie sat on my face than...well...I can't think of anything else I'd rather be doing actually.

SpeedTrip
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Speed Triple 955i (02-04)

01 Jan 2005 19:53 new thread - oh alright then

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Doobrey
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icon03 Jan 2005 11:28
I just found it browsin as well

All makes perfect sense now, well as sense as far as this site goes! 01
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G
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icon03 Jan 2005 13:26
You bastards. I just knew you wouldn't let it lie....
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ST
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icon03 Jan 2005 13:34
snigger - we really need an expanded menu for Smilies....
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Doobrey
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icon03 Jan 2005 13:36
The only reason for that is.......

You asked us to drop it so we wont!!!!!
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Happy new year! whens yer mum round again?
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G
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icon03 Jan 2005 13:39
I'm pretty sure she won't be coming back. Her rose-tinted view of her eldest son's blemish-free character has been shattered forever.

I hope you're all pleased with yourselves...
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Doobrey
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icon03 Jan 2005 13:42
VERY

Isnt it amazing how naive our mums can be!!!!
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Nice n Fat
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icon03 Jan 2005 14:00
16Oprah Winfrey

Vanessa Feldtz 05

Hattie Jaques 06
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Doobrey
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Speed Triple 955i (02-04)


icon03 Jan 2005 17:19
Trishia (at least I think thats how its spelt)
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Nice n Fat
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Bonneville (01-08)


icon03 Jan 2005 17:19
And my personal favourite

Dawn French 05 05 05 05 05

Just think of all the free Terry's Chocolate Oranges you'd get to eat in between meals 03

Fatima Whitbread 12

Marjorie Doors 03

Kirtsen my next door neighbour and her 'friend' Carol 06

My neighbour the gay guy who lives at No3 and drives a Ford Ka Convertible 06

Margaret Thatcher 12

The Queen.... I bet your mum would like to meet her G 49 there may even be a knighthood in it if you do it right 05
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Doobrey
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icon03 Jan 2005 17:27
How about

Anne Widdicombe 42
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Nice n Fat
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Bonneville (01-08)


icon03 Jan 2005 17:32
The woman with two arses one she s!$%s through and one she talks through 03
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icon03 Jan 2005 17:34
Mandy Dingle 20
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icon03 Jan 2005 17:41
and ZACK 14
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icon03 Jan 2005 17:42
If we're gender bending, how about Giant Haystacks, or indeed any Haystack 03
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Riggsy
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icon03 Jan 2005 17:45
Bernard Manning (Post Vindaloo) 03
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icon03 Jan 2005 17:47
69vindaloo, vindaloo, vindaloo, vindaloo, nah nah 69

All of the 'Village People' 03
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G
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icon03 Jan 2005 17:48
Right. That's it.

Now my daughters have seen the thread title as well as me mum.

My head shall be forever hung in shame....

f!$%.

I've just realised that I'm somewhat defeating the object by posting myself...
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Nice n Fat
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Bonneville (01-08)


icon03 Jan 2005 17:53
Elton John and David Furnish 03

George Michael and the Los Angeles Police Dept Vice Squad (Toilet Division) 12

The cast of Monty Pythons Fyling Circus whilst singing 69 Sit on my face and tell me that you love me 69
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J-Zeus
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icon03 Jan 2005 18:18
G, are these rasscals trying to keep this thread at number 1 spot?









oh yes......Aunt Selma.....
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