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stooz
lower midlands,
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icon12 Oct 2005 15:52
bought a case of sol beers for a night in. Makes great company, doesn't answer back, lets me choose whats on telly etc

But I just can't drink it without a slice of lime in the top.
Does that make me a handbag carrying, stocking wearing weirdo?

You know - the sort of guy that puts "product" in my hair, and buys different belts to accessorize my trousers properly?
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Stu
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icon12 Oct 2005 15:54
In my books YES! 03

It has to be draught bitter - anything expensive. Or the sort of stuff that makes going to the loo the morning an experience that usually requires a midwife.
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~Aitch~
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icon12 Oct 2005 15:58
Gay as a stick.... Camper than a row of tents, a dedicated poo pirate, chutney ferret, fudge packer, marmite miner, uphill gardner, self confessed player of the pink oboe, turd burglar,

0607
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Blizzard
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icon12 Oct 2005 15:58
YES
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onlinelittonlad
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:01
Definately, real men wedge chillies in the top............05
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:03
Definately, real men wedge chillies in the top............

They also use Radian B as lubricant.......
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. Ash .
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:04
fruit in beer???

hmmm the clue may be in the first word, and not as in the delectable Triumph riding member of T595 either..03 which is another topic altogether and possibly involves a cold shower...which I feel I'm gonna get in about an hour when I attempt ot ride home
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stooz
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:05
I'm definately not mentioning Ive joined salsa dancing lessons then.

bugger.
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. Ash .
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:07
u dance around a spicy tomato based dip?

03

now THAT's kinky
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:07
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J-Zeus
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:18
big-ing it large on the dancefloor of mincing17
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D-rock
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:20
You know - the sort of guy that puts "product" in my hair,:


What sort of "product"? Ugh!4242
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Mal
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:25
I think we are all aware that poofness is dicated solely by locale.

Born/Living south of Dunsop Bridge = poof
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Paul 'the' Bastard
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:26
Anal anarchist 12
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Mal
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:26
I think we are all aware that poofness is dicated solely by locale.

Born/Living south of Dunsop Bridge = poof

oops !!

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Blizzard
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:35
What is a Dunsop Bridge ?
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~Aitch~
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:39
Is it Dunlop with a lisp.....?
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D-rock
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icon12 Oct 2005 16:47
What is a Dunsop Bridge ?:


Lol03 Dunsop Bridge is the the place Craig from this site had his Z1000J taken to when we simultaneously crashed our bikes at the Trough Of Bowland, Lancs, in September, 1989.
Mind you if you do a search for Dunsop Bridge close to the top you will find:

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Dunsop Bridge, Lancashire Swingers from CONNECT4FUN, the UK's leading swingers contact club. Dunsop Bridge, Lancashire. Over 200000 guys, girls and couples ...
uk-swingers.connect4fun.co.uk/ Lancashire-swingers/Dunsop%20Bridge.htm - 18k -

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Tony Law
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icon12 Oct 2005 18:34
Slice of lime

Much gayness abounds methinks.
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icon12 Oct 2005 18:37
He's probably mincing around his gaffe as we speak.....030303
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Tony Law
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icon12 Oct 2005 18:49
Perhaps wearing these ...... whilst elegantley sipping through the lime :grin:

http://www.triumphtorque.com/album/editphoto.asp?album=4787&pg=1&img=25184

try again - beer drinking boots for Sol & Lime

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/fluffmeister/DSC00006.jpg
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Rob NMTB
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icon12 Oct 2005 18:59
Am I a Poof?

Well we're gonna find out.

He's due at RAT meeting tonight.

And it's f*%^ ing p%$$ ing it down. 8584

Odds on the car park being full of cars ?02
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Bob
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icon12 Oct 2005 21:14
The only bloke on this site with a pink wand and he has to ask if he's a poof.....30

Sheesh03
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billy-ninja
Leics., UK,
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icon12 Oct 2005 21:43
If you think YOU'RE a poof, I'll openly admit to hating all lagers, bitters and stouts. Used to love them all, then one day I realised how piss-like they are. And no I don't fancy men!
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. Ash .
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icon12 Oct 2005 21:45
Guinness49

Port49

anything else 14
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~Aitch~
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icon12 Oct 2005 21:55
Ever tried a "Piledriver".....? Tis Guinness and prune juice
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Tony Law
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icon12 Oct 2005 22:13
Piledriver

that has got to be in relation to it's effect on your arse :grin:
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~Aitch~
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icon12 Oct 2005 22:14
Iiiinnn One..............030303
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A Bastard
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icon13 Oct 2005 02:53
s2ooz - if you need to ask, you are obviously in denial 0327
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Al Reeves
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icon13 Oct 2005 05:37
pillow biter, doughnut s!$%ter, vegemite driller, poo pipe pirate whatever the f*ck...

bit of lime in beer...eh....not too bad..

usually in Corona though isn't it?

I take it Sol is something similar...
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. Ash .
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icon13 Oct 2005 07:51
nooooo thanks!

but I have tried a 'depth charge' - where u take a port plus glass and slowly drop entire thing into a pint of genius

surprisingly nice at first but just the one thanks!...
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Mal
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icon13 Oct 2005 08:36
Dunsop Bridge is the dead centre of the UK .... so there (no .. it's not a cemetery)
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Tony Law
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icon13 Oct 2005 09:11
When I was in the mob, we used to have a Barman in the mess who made the perfect depth charge. He was that good at it we never let him go back to proper soldiering :grin:
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Cerberus
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icon14 Oct 2005 03:45
we have a drink called an irish car bomb..
a shot of bailey's irish creme dropped slowly into a pint of guiness.
much more palatable than port I would think..


piledriver..

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mike
Even more Stokier,
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icon14 Oct 2005 07:37
Designer spanish? beer.
Sent to the UK cos they all drink M&B mild over there03.
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