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Sir TT
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:16		 What happened to her?
From this
http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgla...

to this

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/...

in a couple of years!!
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Fozz
beyond the sea......,
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:18		 AB just Splunged......:lol:
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Twiggy
Fuck off Bignose,
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:20		 That's what happened to me :lol:
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Fretmeister
Moaning about bikes,
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:21		 What, you grew boobs and yer dick vanished?

I thought you were always that way
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Fozz
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:22
maximus vegetatorus:
That's what happened to me :lol:



what, you went from a sexy minx to a manx.....30
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Twiggy
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:25		 Fozz, I did indeed 2717
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A Bastard
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:26		 Did not! :frown:
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Twiggy
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:27		 Did :tongueout:
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Fretmeister
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:28		 I wouldn't shag that fat bint, let alone you.:kiss:
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Beemster
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:44		 :lol:

f!$% me... What did happen? How gutted would you be if you married the first one and woke up next to the second?
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Twiggy
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:45		 :lol::lol:

Mrs Veg knows that feeling :blush:
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Beemster
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:47		 Who was that yo yo fatty US comedienne that used to be on telly selling diet stuff? She took the whole heifer thing to a new level.

Of course, I still fit in the size 28" jeans I wore when I was 18 and I've defo not had to have my bike leathers taken out twice... :blush:
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Twiggy
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:50		 It's different for blokes tho. It's natural for us to bulk out a bit as we get older.

Ladies should make the effort to stay in shape for us :thumbup:







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Fretmeister
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:52		 A fat bint is no good if she wants to keep her man happy.:evil:
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Beemster
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:53
maximus vegetatorus:
It's different for blokes tho. It's natural for us to bulk out a bit as we get older.

Ladies should make the effort to stay in shape for us :thumbup:

201003


Herr Fretmeister von GS:
A fat bint is no good if she wants to keep her man happy.:evil:


Two good points well made. :thumbup:
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Fozz
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icon07 Feb 2012 11:57		 we`re all so dead later......20
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Twiggy
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:00		 I was 10 stone when I met Mrs Veg & am now 19. I think that's a f!$%ing good attempt to give her twice as much of me to love. :thumbup:
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The Dutch Porridgewog
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:01		 I'd still do her


but that's no reccomendation

;-)
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A Bastard
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:02		 With MV watching?!? 30
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Beemster
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:03		 I often accuse the wife of wanting a pound of flesh. Sadly, I think she already found it. Pregnancy is such a lame excuse... :speechless:
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The Dutch Porridgewog
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:10
A Bastard:
With MV watching?!? 30


Well he's not much capable of anything else................:tongueout:
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Beemster
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:11		 I'm going into the loft now. I may be some time.
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Fretmeister
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:13		 Is there a blow up doll there?
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Twiggy
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:15		 Ahem, Mr DPW :frown:

I'm quite capable of laying there while being bounced on :thumbup:
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Fretmeister
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:16		 But does she enjoy 3 seconds?:tongueout:
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Twiggy
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:19		 Sadly untrue. :sad:

When I was fit enough to last for ages, my willy let me down. Now my willy can last for ages, the rest of me can't.

Nature really is a c!$% sometimes :frown:
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Beemster
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icon07 Feb 2012 12:49
Herr Fretmeister von GS:
Is there a blow up doll there?


No. I had to disconnect some wires and check the mouse trap (empty). Job done.
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A Bastard
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:19
maximus vegetatorus:
Sadly untrue. :sad:

When I was fit enough to last for ages, my willy let me down. Now my willy can last for ages, the rest of me can't.

Nature really is a c!$% sometimes :frown:


:lol:
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Beemster
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:23		 When I think about the ham-fisted, half-arsed fumblings I inflicted on the young ladies of my youth I think how cruel life is. Had I access to the same 18 year old ladies today I'd make a far better fist of it...

:lol:
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nickwiz
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:25		 Good God! what did happen?30 I think thats quite sad really.
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Deadloud
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:34		 Somebody pulled the pin out and it exploded ?
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Fretmeister
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:42		 WHat I used to do all night long now takes me all night to do.
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Tigeralorange
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:48
Sir TT:
What happened to her?
From this
http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgla...

to this

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/...

in a couple of years!!


That's a real pity. I've got a couple of her CD's with nice photos of her on them and she's got a good voice as well.

Haven't played them for awhile but if I did now it wouldn't be the same! :sad:

That's the reason I could never buy a Susan Boyle CD! :sick:
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onlineSuffolk Punch...
You are gay...,
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:50		 I could never physically buy a Susan Boyle CD...an inbuilt `embarassometer` would prevent me...:tongueout:
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Deadloud
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:51		 I'm glad I'm of the old school ... I listen to/like music for what it is ... I don't give a flying f!$% who plays it or what they look like :smile::tongueout:
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Beemster
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:54
Herr Fretmeister von GS:
WHat I used to do all night long now takes me all night to do.


You're the oldest swinger in town...
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Fretmeister
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icon07 Feb 2012 13:55		 Nah, the missus is older than me.
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stooz
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:05		 she went from 16 to 30.

stop getting excited by 16yr old girls!!


oh, and she had children.
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TQ
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:15		 47
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The Dutch Porridgewog
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:16		 I'd still do her!!:thumbup:
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A Bastard
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:36
triple queen aka tq:
47


She's not as gorgeous as you TQ - never fear! :smirk::kiss::thumbup:
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TQ
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:43		 :lol: that i dought...just silly comments about fat women :frown::blush::lol:
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Who The F
I 8 smartarses,
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:43		 It's the same a fat comments about silly women :frown:
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Twiggy
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:45		 There's silly comments about Milla Jovovich being too skinny. It all evens out in the end TQ :thumbup:
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TQ
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:46		 so what im not f!$%ing skinny:lol::lol::cry::cry::cry::lol:
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A Bastard
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:53		 Skinny? 44; No. Gorgeous? 44 Most definitely. :smirk::thumbup::kiss:
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TQ
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:57		 AB.....ffs man:lol:
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Chris S
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icon07 Feb 2012 16:59		 Girls should have curves :thumbup:
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Sir TT
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icon07 Feb 2012 17:02		 In the right places :thumbup:
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A Bastard
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icon07 Feb 2012 17:22
triple queen aka tq:
AB.....ffs man:lol:


:smirk::evil::blush:
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