There ia a cast iron way of avoiding speeding convictions when you`re on your bike...now listen carefully..
Get your Triumph painted red (this bit does go against the grain of every right thinking person I admit). Next, take a note of Red Monkeys reg. no. and get a plate made up. Ride like an absolute maniac and when pulled over just shout..."Oi!! Filthy copper, my name`s Wayne Jenkins and you`ll never take me alive Pig"!!! Then roar off setting off as many Gatsos as possible....
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09 Mar 2009 09:49
